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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via defekait)



fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via magstah)



colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via defekait)



snazziest:

if i die young it better be from eating raw cookie dough

(via w-ave)



religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via overfierce)



trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via fake-mermaid)



disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Source: doppelgender, via loserslol)



australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

(via espritinfini)



ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(via seedy)